This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!!!

Kudos, it couldn't have been done in a better way. All those little details made me laugh quite a bit :D

Since the community has been loving my slopmaxxing so much lately - lapcat I'm gonna beat you to it this time:

https://hn.algolia.com/?q=dosaygo-studio

11 posts!

But also since the mods have voiced their displeasure, and to some clearly this kind of humorous slop-nod is not what this place is meant for, I think this will be the last of these little escapades.

So, it is with much joy that this series bids you all adieu, and I thought I'd let it go out with the ultimate meta reference - HN turned to slop? These posts are all slop? Now it's made real.

Please enjoy Gemini Pro 3's rewrite of the current front page in pure slopmaxxing style.