Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

Folks, we've reached the top.

ASStra for the win!

https://www.assbench.com/PROMPT.md sent back an error.

Error code: 404 Not Found

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

The most important of benchmarks.

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

nsfw?

but hilarious nonetheless

haha, doing the important work!

Origami Ass

Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku"

Unironically

折り紙臀 (origami den)

ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin)

皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)

the eval we need

the eval we don't deserve

But can we make thicc pelicans?

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

We need Banana Bench next.

Now put them on a bike.

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