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▲93% of paint splatters are valid Perl programs (2019) (mcmillen.dev)
snitty 1 days ago [-]
SIGBOVIK papers are almost always a delight

EDIT: From their 2026 publication

>Permission to make digital or hard copies of portions of this work for personal use is granted; permission to make digital or hard copies of portions of this work for classroom use is also granted, but seems ill-advised

layer8 1 days ago [-]
Tangentially related, the only way for a Java properties file to be invalid is if it contains an invalid Unicode escape sequence (“\u” not followed by four digits, and not preceded by an odd number of “\”). After resolving Unicode escapes, any character sequence is a valid properties file.
hyperman1 22 hours ago [-]
I've had a program where some R code stuffs some input in an URL, fires it at a server, then reads the returned CSV. No error handling or validation is attempted.

As it happens, basically anything is a valid CSV.

If the input is wrong, the server responds with an XML error. This got interpreted as a CSV. Every line became a record, but no column headers were found so every expected field is null/NA. All these nulls get nicely sorted and processed, which causes more string errors, etc ... Mayhem ensues when thst stuff ends up in a database.

hilariously 22 hours ago [-]
CSV is not a format, its a vague idea, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrqSp8m7fmk - this is a great video on how to make it fast, and how its pretty bad
hyperman1 20 hours ago [-]
Can't agree more. I've dealt with a CSV where multiple CSVs were cat'ted together, but the originals were not in the same dialect and differed even in charset encoding. Wrote a statistics based parser that decided which part of the file had to be decoded which way. Interesting technical challenge, but my god the reasons for its existence were dumb.
xg15 16 hours ago [-]
Falsehoods programmers believe about CSV: "Yeah, sure it's a mess and there are like, a gazillion different dialects of it, but at least once you know the dialect of a file, you can decode it"...
NuclearPM 7 hours ago [-]
Claude decode this.
xg15 6 hours ago [-]
"How to use a billion dollar GPU cluster to parse commas, in 5 easy steps"
thesuitonym 14 hours ago [-]
My god. I love CSVs because the lack of any standardization makes them incredibly flexible, but combining CSVs is just a wild idea. What was that person thinking?
hyperman1 8 hours ago [-]
Nobody was thinking anything. A bunch of managers of a group of frenemy corporations was condemned by the governement to share date. Every company sent the data to a trusted third party. This party removed the source company, anonymangled things a bit, taped them all together, and sent the result back to everyone. Managers wanted CSV as it was easy to open in excel, and they were going to let their underlings process them manually. Then it turned out to be a few 10s of millions of records and excel couldn't yet deal with >64k rows, so IT got to deal with it.
kakacik 14 hours ago [-]
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BobaFloutist 11 hours ago [-]
Comma Separated Values, in which commas, separations, and values are all optional.
gnabgib 1 days ago [-]
Popular in:

2024 (515 points, 125 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40197013

2021 (431 points, 165 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27929730

tomhow 1 days ago [-]
And others! Here's the full list:

93% of paint splatters are valid Perl programs (2019) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40197013 - April 2024 (124 comments)

93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs (2019) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27929730 - July 2021 (163 comments)

93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20834351 - Aug 2019 (7 comments)

93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576425 - April 2019 (132 comments)

Someone 22 hours ago [-]
You missed https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38754686 (1 comment)

(Found by clicking the ‘past’ hyperlink leads me to https://hn.algolia.com/?query=93%25%20of%20paint%20splatters..., which gives me six results)

More interestingly, gnabgib reported a different number of comments, leaking the fact that they have showdead on (and you have it off)

thatsabadlook 15 hours ago [-]
Yea but isn't it refreshing seeing content like this instead of ai noise?
abustamam 11 hours ago [-]
I think the commenter was pointing out other discussions in case anyone was interested, not that it was a repost.
adamrezich 1 days ago [-]
The reply near the top of the 2021 link with the Master Foo koan hits quite a bit differently in the age of vibecoding.
zenincognito 1 days ago [-]
The actual paper is also highly entertaining - https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/2019.pdf
heresie-dabord 1 days ago [-]
From the paper:

"An interesting thing about these images is that they’re not particularly Perl-specific; for example, the program shown in Figure −3 also evaluates as the number −3 in Python (and presumably several other programming languages.)"

We live in the age of Python, which I use every day. But I still also use Perl when it's the better tool for the job. And it often is!

Amorymeltzer 1 days ago [-]
In particular, I like "Figure − 3. − 3 ." as a good little easter egg.
0xbadcafebee 1 days ago [-]

  The remainder of the valid Perl programs are mostly valid due to a Perl
  language feature that is not commonly present in most programming languages.
  Namely, Perl has a feature called “unquoted strings”, in which a sequence
  of alphanumeric characters by itself is parsed as though it were a quoted string.
  As an example, Figure 5 is read by OCR as the text ME, which evaluates to the
  string “ME” even though the ME isn’t quoted. This would result in a syntax
  error in most other programming languages.

  (To be fair to Perl, when perl is run with the -w flag to enable warnings, it does
  helpfully inform the user that at some point in the future, the Perl developers
  will most likely pick gggijgziifiiffif as a new reserved word:
      Unquoted string "gggijgziifiiffif" may clash
      with future reserved word at - line 1.)
xhrpost 1 days ago [-]
So they might be valid older(<v5?) PHP scripts as well?
Izkata 22 hours ago [-]
PHP 5 had unquoted strings, and it looks like 7 did as well, but not 8.
asddubs 15 hours ago [-]
They were deprecated in php 7, but did work
comboy 20 hours ago [-]
For those who do not enjoy reading scientific papers this one is worth reading.
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rurban 19 hours ago [-]
That's with the flexible perl5 parser with a dynamic lexer, which allows everything. For my new faster perl backend perl11-p2 I am using a PEG parser, similar to raku, which needs static rules for everything. So I bet it will not accept most of the noise. But I still can run only 50% of all perl programs.
ideasphere 1 days ago [-]
I’m more interested in how the OCR missed that ‘Stitch & Shutter’ watermark in the third one.
michaelt 20 hours ago [-]
It looks like the author used Tesseract, a traditional OCR image with lineage going back to HP flatbed scanners in the 1980s [1]

Obviously, it's been improved a lot since then - but traditional OCR is mostly about black text on white backgrounds. Or at least, the text being high-contrast relative to the rest of the document.

Light gold text on a white background, while there are black splatters? That's the sort of thing it would struggle with for sure.

[1] https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/research.google.c...

bozdemir 1 days ago [-]
Hahahhahah good catch.
baron3dl 1 days ago [-]
i loved programming perl. both the act, and the book. i long since gave it up, but i am still awed by how it could both be completely unceremonious and absurdly ceremonious. my $self = shift; for instance.
jellevdv 13 hours ago [-]
I created an interactive canvas to try it out with Tesseract and WebPerl. pretty funny that it actually works

https://vandevliet.me/create-valid-perl-by-smearing-paint-on...

psnehanshu 13 hours ago [-]
Why is this OCR program evaluation paint splatter as letters?
ktm5j 10 hours ago [-]
Yeah, I feel like this is more about 90% of random strings being valid perl programs.. the paint splatters have nothing to do with it.
JK-Swizzle 11 hours ago [-]
I’m with this guy. When are we adding every possible paint splatter to Unicode so that OCR can be more accurate in situations like this?
jacquesm 1 days ago [-]
Someone should reverse that and see how many paintings can be made to execute as Perl and what those programs do when invoked.
kmoser 1 days ago [-]
You could kill two birds with one stone by entering them in the Obfuscated Perl Contest, were it still being held.
mlmonkey 1 days ago [-]
Every single day there's an Obfuscated Perl Contest being held somewhere on this planet....
ChuckMcM 10 hours ago [-]
This was such a fun April 1st paper. At Blekko (a search startup) everything was written in perl and it was my first deep exposure to the language. That said, with discipline you can write easily understood perl but like C you can also write deeply convoluted code. The parser though, that is a thing of incredible magnitude.
idlewords 1 days ago [-]
A whole new twist on "Hackers and Painters"
charcircuit 22 hours ago [-]
This is more about a bad OCR than about paint splatters. They also tried multiple OCR settings until one worked. If you used more accurate OCR this would be very different.
michaelt 20 hours ago [-]
More accurate OCR would recognise the images have no text

  $ touch temp.pl; perl temp.pl; echo "exit code $?"
  exit code 0
which is a valid perl program. And that one image with the watermark "stitch & shutter" ?

  $ echo "stitch & shutter" > temp.pl; perl temp.pl; echo "exit code $?"
  exit code 0
Also valid perl.
SoraTakai 1 days ago [-]
It all depends on which OCR to use and therefore meaningless. It is especially more meaningless since they do not establish the baseline (OCR "pass" % on random input).
ashton314 1 days ago [-]
I think you’ve missed the point…
ckdot 24 hours ago [-]
Honest question, and I’m not the person you answered to: what is the point? I sincerely don’t get it.
asgraham 23 hours ago [-]
Well a) it’s mostly a joke, b) to the extent it’s not a joke, it’s about how Perl accepts absurd inputs as valid programs, c) OCR paint splatters are just a funny way to get to weird arbitrary strings, of which a strangely high percentage (say, 93%) are valid Perl programs, d) so the choice of OCR doesn’t really affect the “validity” of the result, and e) the author did actually try multiple OCR settings and, when multiple OCRs produced valid Perl programs, chose “the most “interesting.””
odo1242 23 hours ago [-]
It's a joke about Perl. It's not meant to be taken seriously as a study about OCR.
isolay 19 hours ago [-]
> fruitful procrastination

It is so rare to find proper appreciation for this creative skill.

notorandit 23 hours ago [-]
The problem is the ocr, then.
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brisket_bronson 1 days ago [-]
Figure 6 represents the string “gggijgziifiiffif”, which by pure coincidence happens to accurately represent the authors’ verbal reaction upon learning that “unquoted strings” were a feature intentionally included in the Perl language
omoikane 1 days ago [-]
There is a gem in the footnote right below gggijgziifiiffif, where it says it's possible to make a perl error quine by writing this line to the right location:

    Illegal division by zero at /tmp/quine.pl line 1.
I just tried this perl 5.42.0, and any file name starting with a '/' will work.

See also:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40202182

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576872

https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/48394

toast0 21 hours ago [-]
> I just tried this perl 5.42.0, and any file name starting with a '/' will work.

any file name? How about /1

?

larsonian 15 hours ago [-]
Unquoted strings are the default in shell languages, and one of the design goals of Perl was to be a more powerful replacement for shell scripts. It's not a particularly surprising feature, really.

For anything more complex than a one-off script, Perl is pretty much always written with `use strict`, which disables unquoted strings and certain other (mis)features.

lta 1 days ago [-]
I'm afraid I have to tell you you lack the soul of a poet to truly appreciate the brilliant design . Perl is magic (like litteraly). I'm fairly sure it's one of the untold inspiration of the Harry Potter books
hluska 1 days ago [-]
I really dig your whimsy.
tomaskafka 1 days ago [-]
This is also a valid Perl program (I bet)
bitwize 1 days ago [-]
necronomicon, maybe
xenic 23 hours ago [-]
Perl is such a ride. I wrote and maintained a nms/statistics/alerting stack around 2003-2004, ended up being around 200k LoC iirc. Just heard it is still in use at that company. My condolences to whoever has had to maintain that monster.

I was somewhat pleasantly surprised a few days ago when an LLM out of the blue decided to use perl, not python, for some simple scripting. There is hope in the world yet…

maxlybbert 18 hours ago [-]
And Perl from 2003-2004 was especially bad. It took amazing effort to pass a file handle as a subroutine parameter. I once took a look at the Perl code behind Bugzilla, and quickly decided that it was better to let sleeping dogs lie.
polarsanel 1 days ago [-]
93% of Perl Programs are valid Paint Spatters too.
silvandeboer 21 hours ago [-]
The modern version would be to input the image without further context into an LLM and constrain the output to valid Rust.
sadboi_fandango 1 days ago [-]
Jackson Pollock was writing perl code all along
HeckFeck 1 days ago [-]
My Stone Roses album cover is actually a bonus Perl program?
don-code 1 days ago [-]
Full Fathom Five is my brain on Perl.
kmoser 1 days ago [-]
No, when Pollock spattered paint on a canvas, it was generally on the floor, not the Wall.
ChaseRensberger 11 hours ago [-]
> To be fair to Perl, when perlis run with the -w flag to enable warnings, it does helpfully inform the user that at some point in the future, the Perl developers will most likely pick gggijgziifiiffif as a new reserved word

what a gem of a post

hcrisp 10 hours ago [-]
Reminds me of the joke: "Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption”
criemen 1 days ago [-]
> Apparently in the brave new world of neural nets, Anything Goes™

Quite some foresight indeed!

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_doctor_love 1 days ago [-]
I don't need to read the article because the headline is true.

A mentor taught me that you can also roll your face on the keyboard to produce a valid Perl program. It's easy and fun to try!

lisper 24 hours ago [-]
A cat walking across the keyboard works too.
spwa4 18 hours ago [-]
Luckily with AI, that has since increased to 100% with a small prompt ...
NoMoreNicksLeft 1 days ago [-]
I thought perl was finally dead enough people would stop mocking it. I'll wait til next decade.
theonemind 23 hours ago [-]
History in reverse: first you win, then they mock you, then they ignore you
kqr 22 hours ago [-]
Perl is not dead! Its popularity has merely reached dotcom level! https://entropicthoughts.com/what-killed-perl
HackerThemAll 15 hours ago [-]
Perl requires more brain power than most coders have, especially nowadays.

Perl has never disappointed me. Many years ago during just 2 weeks I'd written a few clever automations and orchestrations in Perl that had lasted with 100% availability for a decade after I changed that job. Even though my superior, the self-proclaimed "top coder manager all-in-one god" despised it (and me), he was incapable of comprehending and rewriting that. It was not because I obfuscated the code, but because of what I wrote in the first sentence above. In the end he hired a consultancy and got a monstrous solution in Java. But finally it was "his".

trpaslik 14 hours ago [-]
perl is a write-only language ;-)
dukoid 15 hours ago [-]
Now I wonder if that holds for Objective C programs, too....
kronks 23 hours ago [-]
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TMWNN 1 days ago [-]
fractorial 1 days ago [-]
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a TikTok link on HN.
piltdownman 13 hours ago [-]
Eternal November covers a lot of new behaviours sadly.
lakt42t 1 days ago [-]
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